Friday

Ten Tips For Brighton Pride



Brighton pride. Probably the biggest pride of them all, which means that you would be a fool to miss it!

It is a rainbow-storm that is about to hit this traditional seaside, with street parties, rainbow flags and a pride park about to sprinkle a load of gay glitter all over the party-goers. For everyone who isn't from England, this is our Big-Huge-Gay-Bash of the year!

Think Lady Gaga meets Glitter Cannon mixed with The English Seaside.

Compared to other prides I have been to, this is probably the best around, so I will be heading down once again to get involved with the celebrations. Tweet me if you are going, it would be good to say hello to you all!
As Brighton has so much going on, and sometimes the feeling of 'where do I start?', I have 10 tips that will guarantee you have a great pride! So pack your wellies in you are camping incase it rains, get your pre-party alcohol stocks ready, and get ready to spend your Saturday at one big party!

1. The Parade

Brighton pride

First things first. If you are planning to come down and stay in Brighton, then you NEED to catch the Parade. Setting off at 11am, this is going to be the parade of all parades. There will be floats, there will be hot people, and it will be busy! Make sure you grab a spot, or just join in and follow it up to Preston Park. Grab a spot along Grand Parade. With grass areas, you can grab a spot back from the crowds but still see the full parade. Then, you can join in the end and follow it up through Brighton to the park.

2. The Pride Park

Brighton pride

This is where the party starts. Preston Park has been transformed into a Rainbow City, with 8 tents of music, funfairs and alcohol, you will be there for hours enjoying the atmosphere. It is open from 12pm till 8pm, which means you have 8 hours of absolute party party party.

Brighton pride

Just be warned, once you are in a tent, you are in! If you need to use the bathroom, then you will need to leave the tent and re-queuing  is never fun! This especially goes for the bigger tents which hold 3000-5000 people!

Brighton pride
If you haven't already, buy a ticket here. They are cheaper in advance at £17.50, otherwise you will have to pay on the door which could be costly!

3. Buy a Flag

Brighton pride

Buying a rainbow flag is probably not on the top of your to-do list when you get to pride, but once you see everyone having one, you will want in on the action! There will be stalls in the pride park, and shops all around Brighton selling them.
Grab one, wave it like you just don't care, and support the LGBT community.

4. Pace Yourself

Pride starts early, but you don't want to be going to bed early. So pace yourself throughout the day. Start on a few drinks in the morning and slowly work yourself up to the evening.
Then, as night falls, crack out the shots and go for it in one of the many clubs. No-one wants to be in bed by midnight now, do they?

5. Hit up the Pride Street Party

This is an absolute must.
When I lived in Brighton, my flat was on St Jame's Street, which turns into a street long party from the bottom all the way to the top. With bars and music blasting out, this is the place to go inbetween the Park and the club. It can get pretty busy, and the music varies as you go up the street, so be sure to explore and see how you get on!

Brighton pride

6. Let's go to the Beach, beach!

Brighton has a beach, so get on it.
If you need somewhere to go to finish off your own booze before the club, or for a breather from the partying, then the beach is perfect!
They will probably be alot of people on it, so make friends and join in with everyone.

7. Get In A Club

Brighton pride

Okay, so you have traveled to Brighton, and queued for ages to get in a club, and get turned away because it is too busy. Not the ideal situation!
Before you go, have a look online at some of the clubs and see if you can get tickets to them. If not, make sure you get to the clubs early as the queues will be long, it will be busy, and last thing you want is to be wandering the streets trying to get in somewhere.
Clubs like Revenge, Wild Fruit, and Legends all have after-pride parties. Just click on their names to be taken to the tickets page for each!

8. Spot the TV Crews

Brighton Pride is one of the biggest prides, and most years there will be a TV crew filming some sort of news bulletin, or a new TV show. Grab your 5 minutes of fame and get on camera if you can.

9. Buy 4 drinks at the bar, not 2.

Brighton pride

That doesn't need explaining. With it being manic, expect the bars to be queues upon queues. So buy a few more drinks so you don't need to go back. Afterall, if you meet someone then at least you can offer a drink (or receive one) without having to stand and wait for ages!

10. Enjoy Pride

Most of all, enjoy pride. Brighton is in it's 21st year now, and each year seems to get bigger and bigger. Enjoy, celebrate and have an amazing time.
Do things you might never do (like skinny dipping in the sea) and take pictures for the memory book. Drink until the sun comes up, and look back on it being the best day and night you have had in a long time!

Brighton pride

And just remember to have phone battery, in-case you don't know where everyone is when you wake up the next morning, or you lose a friend in a club!

Happy pride everyone!

Thursday

I Am Soho

A little while ago I did the standard #FridayFollow on my Twitter, and found myself being mentioned in the same tweet as a company called I Am Soho.

Being a little nosey, and also wondering what it was all about, I decided to dig a little deeper and find out exactly who I am Soho is. Was it a person who claimed to be the King of Soho and had millions of followers, or was it just an account with a lucky name.

What I found was pretty much what I needed in my life, and you will too by the end of this if you are a Londoner.

Soho, London

I Am Soho is actually a luxury lifestyle card, which lets anyone who is lucky enough to have one get a load of VIP benefits around Soho and London. If you go to Soho, then this needs to be in your wallet.

It's like how a fat kid needs cake.
How a baby needs a dummy.
Like how a granny needs Tena Lady.
You get the picture.

In a nutshell... you get the luxury of Soho at a discount.

I managed to get my hands on one of these, and for the last month or so I have been constantly using it around Soho.

I am Soho Card

On any day, you can get your mop chopped at Fordhams Salon, and grab a quick tan in town, before grabbing a bite to eat at MADD.

Whilst remembering that nothing tastes better than skinny feels.

Then, home to change and have a KiKI before heading into town... working your way down from Tottenham Court Road by visiting The Edge for a pint, Circa for some cocktails, braving The Yard for a cheap vodka mixer, before debating what club to go to next.

I drink a Mojito like it is water, just so you know!

Probably a little too pissed to walk in a straight line down the Old Compton Catwalk, just remember that Green Carnation, Shadow Lounge (on some nights) and Mayfair Parties do have free entry if you flash the plastic. They may even have happy hour on for a little longer if you have the card, just to get you even more drunk.

Mojito Soho

Waking up the next morning, you may find a bit more change in your wallet than you are used to, or a hangover so horrific that a Sblended smoothie may fix it. Whatever the outcome, just make sure you still have the card in your wallet for next time!

If you are a Soho regular, then grabbing one of these cards is a must. It isn't just drink you can save on, as there are resturants that accept the card. The ones which are currently included can be found here, though Ballans doesn't seem to have joined the card club yet which is a shame! With clubs like KU bar joining the brand too, it caters for everyone, and the list is continually growing.

Like all cards, they don't come free, but fortunately the I Am Soho card isn't expensive. For £20, you can get one and be a member of this ultimate club. Their website even has an event calender so you can keep track of what nights are on and where for you to use it. I know, £20 is £20, but you are saving money in the long term.

Go on, click here and get one now. You will not regret it!

Plus, follow me on Twitter and I will give you a #FollowFriday

Friday

Olympic Man Candy: Matthew Mitcham

Okay, so all the previous posts have focussed on Olympic Man Candy that are straight, and we can only dream about and stare at on the TV screen. Thinking of how good their bodies are, and being jealous that they probably have a girlfriend who enjoys it all to herself.

I think it is only right we can stare at the TV and know that the diver is batting for our team too, yeah? Afterall, there are only a few out-gay individuals taking part in these Olympics. We need someone who we can stare at and know that there could be a chance of bumping into him in a SoHo bar whilst he visits.

I got the perfect guy for you...

Say hello to Matthew Mitcham. An australian diver who is happening to be a rival of our Great Britain fitty Tom Daley. He is taking part in the 10m Platform on Friday and Saturday.

Without further a-do, get ready for some Australian, 100% gay diving fitness.



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Matthew Mitcham

Matthew Mitcham Olympics 2012

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Matthew Mitcham

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Matthew Mitcham

Matthew Mitcham

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Matthew Mitcham

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You know I had to add these in, and say two words...

If only...

Tom Daley Matthew Mitcham

Matthew Mitcham

Tom Daley Matthew Mitcham

Okay, so you are probably lost in a trail of throughts right now... just remember this.

Tom Daley and Matthew Mitcham.

Friday from 7pm.

Watch Online. On Tv. Or watch Twitter and Facebook go diving crazy.

That's all, I'll leave you with your thoughts...

Wednesday

Olympic Man Candy: The Butt

"I like big butts and I can not lie,
You other brothers can't deny,
That when a *boy* walks in with an itty bitty waist,
And a round thing in your face,
You get sprung"

Sorry! I don't really know what came over me there. I got a little toooo excited over the Olympic Bums that my inner Sir Mix A Lot came out. It is true though, these olympics are proving enough eye candy on a daily basis to make you go crazy! From the mens diving, to mens gymnastics, to athletics, to the water polo, and even the wrestling, there is eye candy everywhere!

Now it is time for the butt. Those Olympic bums that have filled our screens for nearly two weeks, so much so that you forget what event you are watching. So here we go, the latest in the Olympic Man Candy posts is for the butt.

I mean, it's totally fine to stare at the TV screenw with open jaw, right?!

Men Gymnastics


mens Olympics 2012


Olympic Man Candy

Olympic Man Candy

Tom Daley

Olympics Swimming 2012


Mens Gymnastics 2012

Mens Diving

Mens Gymnastics

Mens Swimming 2012

Tom Daley

French Diving 2012

Vollyball 2012

Ryan Bailey


Tom Daley 2012

Mens Gymnastics 2012

Mens Diving 2012

Mens Swimming 2012

Olympics 2012


Mens Olympics 2012

Mens Diving 2012

Water polo 2012


Mens Swimming 2012

All together now...

"My homeboys tried to warn me, But that butt you got makes me so horny"